The Boy is watching for the first time this year. "Why is he taking his top off?" Umm - "must be warm". Then backed up by Graham Norton. Jolly good. #Eurovision
The Boy is being a very good host - he's just brought me a bottle of red wine, seeing my beer is running low! Or maybe I should be concerned that he thinks I should have that much drink? #Eurovision
"Why has that person changed? He was wearing white!" Observant, is The Boy - and a very good question! Something fashion; all beyond me! #Eurovision
Argh panic - SMARTY Mobile UK doesn't support premium rate numbers. No option to enable either. Giffgaff it is then. Daft restriction. #Eurovision
The Boy is in bed, much to his disappointment - he doesn't realize just how long this next bit takes! #Eurovision
Making it sound like the validation of the jury vote was super quick but it's already been done! #Eurovision
"The United Kingdom is in the lead" - when was that last said? And another 12 from Azerbaijan! #Eurovision
What? WHAT? Another 12 points from Germany and Belgium! What is going on! #Eurovision
Don't get hopes up! Don't get hopes up!
I hereby propose to scrap this year's public vote and call the competition closed after the jury vote finishes... Or now! #Eurovision
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