Matt ✨ @matt@oslo.town

The phone boxes in #Oslo are libraries get over it 📚📞📚📞📚 Zoom in to see free books 📖 🔎 Boost if you like books 📘📗📕📙

yes. I am eating #olives right now.

@ElfLord You're only as young as who you feel...

@crash I'm investing!!

#poll 🗳️ Do you love olives?

@SuricrasiaOnline Add -site:pinterest.com to your search. 👀

https://www.google.com/search?q=pretty+dress+-site:pinterest.com&tbm=isch

@Moon Not going to ask what you were searching for... 🍆

@clacke @stux @calculsoberic Yep! That's what I have too. 😏

@calculsoberic @stux Now I'm trying to use unique email addresses for every website I sign up to - which means if something leaks, I'll be able to see what the source of the leak was. 🕵️‍♂️

If I start receiving emails on insta@domain.com then I know its Instagram who have leaked or sold my info. 👀

Food-related things I'm going to start saying in relation to this:

"There isn't any steak left to hold"

🥩 🥩 🥩

"How do you like your pudding? Easy, or over-egged?"

🥚 🥚 🥚

@ghostdancer Sure. Quite a lot of people are just like "Cool, thanks for letting us know" but there's also a good number that give feedback / expect to see changes or iterations / want a very clear and concise research-based justification for the change.

It can get too much sometimes.

@ghostdancer Even the smallest of changes can take months to implement. 😩

But thats why they pay us the big bucks 💵

😆

Making a small change to the product at work. Just moving a panel from the top of a page, to the right side.

Something, with 20 years of experience, I can #design with my eyes closed.

But, this is #Microsoft.

I made a list of all the people I need to negotiate/get to approve this change with and I'm at 17 people, across 7 different countries. And thats just PM + Designers.

Design in Microsoft is not about making nice product. It's about negotiating across a complex company structure.

@tagomago I get it. I get it. For me, dipping anything in my hot drinks is a 🚫 No, No.

Even biscuits 🍪

Tried it, not a fan of soggy foods or bits floating in my drink.

@tagomago You're willing to watch the world burn, huh? 😆

@tagomago I regret ever following you now. Why would anyone ever want to eat PB&J sandwiches, nevermind dip them in a coffee??!

@tagomago Your reply sounds riddled with innuendo. 😆

@namtari Not gonna lie, OPI is pretty good.

And also, before now, I've managed to touch it up mid-week to extend the life-span.

Fill in the chips, and applying an OPI top coat smooths it all out. 💅

I've had to get good at the rescue procedure because I'm *really* good a banging my nails against something within the first 20 mins of painting them. 😆