Since it's right now, I added a :eurovision2022: emoji for you all to use.


@matias We make offenders sign up on ...which is kinda like a prison sentence ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ

Have you seen something on your timeline which probably shouldn't be? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Some spam accounts? ๐Ÿค– Some uncensored nudity? ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ Something worse?! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ก

Be sure to use the Report function and I'll put on my police cop uniform ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš” and see if they broke the rules , then put on my judge costume ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš–โš–๏ธ and dish out the appropriate sentencing for their crimes...

...which is probably just forcing their content behind a warning โš ๏ธ or blocking the offending account ๐Ÿšซ to be honest.


@ruari @thomasrost @SnabelAdmin @cmyrland @forteller @nora This might be interesting to some of you. Something I stumbled upon a few years back when working on Office profiles at Microsoft and was looking to give the user more ownership and control of their own data whether that's inside or outside the MS ecosystem.

Not something that's currently compatible with Mastodon, but interesting and somewhat related, non-the-less.

Anyone can sign up to so you can just tell your friends to sign up. ๐Ÿ‘

But if you want to send them a โœจ special โœจ link to follow your account, then you can create one here:


The folk at @kommune sent this announcement out on SMS:

Kjรฆre Oslo! Akkurat nรฅ har vi mindre vann enn normalt, og vi trenger din innsats for รฅ spare vann! Dusj kortere, slรฅ av kranen ved tannpuss og unngรฅ vanning av plen. Gjรธr det for Oslo, sรฅ har vi fortsatt vann til de viktigste tingene i vรฅre liv. Les mer

TLDR; save water by using less of it.

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ“ฃ

Gratulerer med arbeidernes dag, 1. mai! ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด

@sebpre If you're going to post nudity, please ensure its hidden behind a content warning / sensitive image marker / only posted to your followers. ๐ŸŽฉ

Welcome to some of the new people who haven't yet added a profile picture! ๐Ÿ‘‹

You can start to edit your profile at or in a app:

Or you could choose to remain anonymous. ๐Ÿฅท That's up to you! ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Welcome to some of the new people who have a profile picture! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Hope you can all get to know each other a little, like the neighbours you pass on the street and never know if to say "hei" to! ๐Ÿ™‚



A few years ago I made this flow chart of which Mastodon posts end up in which timelines!

So, you can see how each instance will have a different local timeline, and even a slightly different federated timeline - and you can see why the federated timeline moves so much faster than the local one, too.

This is why it's important to boost good posts and use hashtags - the fediverse is fragmented and harder to search by nature.

[ #mastodon #meta #tootorial #howto #mastopedia #mastotip ]

My Twitter feed is about nothing but at the moment, in here I don't even have a feed yet. Peaceful!

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Ditt lokale sosiale nettverk โ€”

An online home for the people of Oslo, Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด but a gateway to the world.