Matt @matt@oslo.town

HEY EVERYONE ON #MASTODON!

USE MORE #HASHTAGS IN YOUR TOOTS!

Without really looked in detail, I think I could probably easily save over 1,000 NOK each month (£80) if I cancelled all my streaming services and went back to torrents.

Hmm, what could I do with an extra 12,000 NOK a year 🤔

A neighbour is listening, very loudly to R-Kelly – I Believe I Can Fly

For some reason I am blocked from making #Twitter ads because I apparently violated their terms. Idk why or when (?)

But I wanted to make some Twitter ads to advertise my #Mastodon instance...

I gone did a new blog post https://coxy.co/1378/links-of-the-week-dont-touch-your-face-online-card-games-coronavirus-painting/

Do you use #Brave web browser? Is it possible to add more funds to your #BraveRewards wallet on mobile?

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ your money is useless when everyone is dead ♥

Someone told me that everything you can image exists already on the internet but I just searched for 10 reasons why donald trump is your dad and didnt find a buzzfeed article about this plz explain

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍-𝟷𝟿 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜?

I love it when I see a parcel tracking app review in the app store which is like "I am unhappy because my parcel arrived damaged / not on time / was not what I ordered ★☆☆☆☆"

... and they are basically reviewing the courier service or retailer, and not the app that tracks the delivery.

RIP Bandcamp servers.

Look at that "Selling right now" carousel on the #bandcamp homepage!

RIP their servers. ⚰️

Oh yeah it’s ~ F R I D A Y ~ everyone!

Time for those #FridayFollow #FollowFriday #FF (follow friday not final fantasy) posts!

Makes me sad to see that on some of my #torrents that the seed ratio is 25 and I'm still the only available seed. 😔

Sharing through torrents only works well if people are willing to share as much as they have taken. And they are clearly not.

Seed your #torrent downloads to at least a ratio of 2. More, if you are feeling generous. Anything less is just selfish!

Me: *wakes up*

Is the #bandcamp give-money-to-artists campaign now on? When is midnight Pacific Time?? I’m a GMT+1 bitch.

Why is it that my #cats find #Apple's white, expensive cables for MacBook and iPhone more chewable than any other cable I have in the house?!

🏁 The race is on... 🏁

Hello! 🕹️

If you like #videogames and are into #gaming then maybe you can answer this quick #survey for me?

(And boost it to your followers) 🚀

🗳️ https://forms.office.com/Pages/ResponsePage.aspx?id=DQSIkWdsW0yxEjajBLZtrQAAAAAAAAAAAANAAaWU99xUQU5ZVDk2MFlGSVBXQkZWRDdaQlBXQjY4TS4u

🏁 The race is on... 🏁

British Airways 🇬🇧 ✈️ says its parking more planes than ever and warns of layoffs. Norwegian 🇳🇴 ✈️ has already announced that they’re cutting staff.

I know planes are expensive, but are the airlines running on such tiny profit margins that their company can collapse after something like this?

Or are they just worried that the £2 billion profit they made in 2018 will only be £1 billion in profit this year?!

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